The Royal Flea

From the Publisher
The new collection of stories by Rolf Heimann will keep kids and parents laughing with their droll humour and dry wit. And you’ll learn the answers to these and many more crucial questions: what should you do with a flea that has royal blood? why shouldn’t pirates wear earplugs? and what should you do if an alien lands in your backyard and needs to use the toilet, but there’s no toilet paper…only your homework?!